- Feb 5
Captain Sandy Says Captain Lee's "Not Acting His Age" Amid Feud
These two are acting like Housewives, not Captains!
- Oct 14, 2020
Below Deck Med Finale Recap: Elevator Fart
This season is finally over and I'm more relieved than a girl who gets her period after a false alarm.
- Oct 12, 2020
Below Deck Mediterranean: Season 5 Cast Ranked!
This season will be remembered for Hannah being fired and leaving us with a group of people who have the combined personality of an ingrown.
- Oct 7, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Butt Gate
Another episode of Below Deck Med means another episode of Jess and her uncontrollable insecurity running rampant aboard The Wellington.
- Sep 29, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Britney Dirty
Every week I feel like I write the same recap of this show.
- Sep 24, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Seafood Sham
This wasn't the most exciting episode of television I've ever watched, but it still had enough for me to talk shit about.
- Sep 23, 2020
- Sep 17, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Budget Gordon Ramsay
This is literally the most boring collection of people I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on.
- Feb 23, 2020
Andy Cohen Responds To Backlash From Below Deck Reunion & Explains Why He Didn’t Go Harder On Th
Big Daddy is clapping back!
- Feb 20, 2020
Shade of the Week: Below Deck Sailing Yacht
I’ve already got more than enough snarky opinions about the crew so let’s go down the line...
- Feb 19, 2020
Below Deck Reunion Recap: Thank Ü, Next
Thank fuck this season of Below Deck is finally over because I physically cannot talk about it any longer.
- Feb 18, 2020
Kate Chastain Leaving Below Deck After Six Seasons
How could Kate do this to us? Question mark.
- Feb 12, 2020
Below Deck Reunion Recap: Interior Code
I had so many questions going into the reunion, but the biggest one was: why the fuck is Andy wearing a fucking bandaid?