
Below Deck Med Finale Recap: Elevator Fart
This season is finally over and I'm more relieved than a girl who gets her period after a false alarm.

Below Deck Mediterranean: Season 5 Cast Ranked!
This season will be remembered for Hannah being fired and leaving us with a group of people who have the combined personality of an ingrown.

Below Deck Med Recap: Butt Gate
Another episode of Below Deck Med means another episode of Jess and her uncontrollable insecurity running rampant aboard The Wellington.

Below Deck Med Recap: Britney Dirty
Every week I feel like I write the same recap of this show.

Below Deck Med Recap: Seafood Sham
This wasn't the most exciting episode of television I've ever watched, but it still had enough for me to talk shit about.

Below Deck Med Recap: Budget Gordon Ramsay
This is literally the most boring collection of people I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on.

Andy Cohen Responds To Backlash From Below Deck Reunion & Explains Why He Didn’t Go Harder On Th
Big Daddy is clapping back!

Shade of the Week: Below Deck Sailing Yacht
I’ve already got more than enough snarky opinions about the crew so let’s go down the line...

Below Deck Reunion Recap: Thank Ü, Next
Thank fuck this season of Below Deck is finally over because I physically cannot talk about it any longer.

Kate Chastain Leaving Below Deck After Six Seasons
How could Kate do this to us? Question mark.

Below Deck Reunion Recap: Interior Code
I had so many questions going into the reunion, but the biggest one was: why the fuck is Andy wearing a fucking bandaid?

Below Deck Season 7 Reunion Fashion Roundup!
Below Deck reunions are at the bottom of the Bravo food chain.

Below Deck Finale Recap: Sandstorm
Thank fuck this season is over.

Below Deck: Season 7 Cast Ranked!
What started as petty conflict, turned into an all-out war between anyone with a penis and a vagina,