- Feb 5
Captain Sandy Says Captain Lee's "Not Acting His Age" Amid Feud
These two are acting like Housewives, not Captains!
- Oct 14, 2020
Below Deck Med Finale Recap: Elevator Fart
This season is finally over and I'm more relieved than a girl who gets her period after a false alarm.
- Oct 12, 2020
Below Deck Mediterranean: Season 5 Cast Ranked!
This season will be remembered for Hannah being fired and leaving us with a group of people who have the combined personality of an ingrown.
- Oct 7, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Butt Gate
Another episode of Below Deck Med means another episode of Jess and her uncontrollable insecurity running rampant aboard The Wellington.
- Sep 29, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Britney Dirty
Every week I feel like I write the same recap of this show.
- Sep 24, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Seafood Sham
This wasn't the most exciting episode of television I've ever watched, but it still had enough for me to talk shit about.
- Sep 23, 2020
- Sep 17, 2020
Below Deck Med Recap: Budget Gordon Ramsay
This is literally the most boring collection of people I've ever had the displeasure of laying my eyes on.
- Sep 12, 2020
Peter Hunziker Accused Malia White Of Using Cocaine After She Got Hannah Ferrier Fired
Karma's a bitch and she knows where this pathetic bosun lives.
- Nov 15, 2019
Aesha Scott Reveals She Had Sex With Tanner Sterback
Aesha gave him a stunning Yelp review.
- Nov 4, 2019
Jack Stirrup Is Expecting A Baby With The Girl He Cheated On Aesha Scott With
Aesha, step away from the ledge.
- Oct 2, 2019
Below Deck Med Finale Recap: Bye Bitches
The majority of the finale episode was spent with Captain Sandy criticizing Hannah's tablescapes. Yup, you read that right.