Jun 21, 2019
RHONY Recap: Jazzercise
Bethenny’s explosion was like an emotional ejaculation, and everyone knows once you cum you just want to turn over and go to sleep
Jun 18, 2019
RHONY Recap: Cabaret Addict
This was one of the best Housewives episodes in history.
Jun 7, 2019
RHONY Recap: Miami Vices
Ramona Singer is so full of shit she makes a septic tank jealous.
May 31, 2019
RHONY Recap: Girl Code
Sonja Morgan is the straw that stirs the drink and the gift that keeps on giving.
May 25, 2019
RHONY Recap: Terrapin Time
At this point everyone is over Luann, except for Luann.
Apr 26, 2019
RHONY Recap: Mario Kart
This episode was very Tinsley heavy which is odd considering she’s the Kourtney Kardashian of this franchise.
Mar 30, 2019
RHONY Recap: Cuntess
As soon as you think you have the upper hand on reality TV the other shoe drops quicker than you can say JOVANI.
Mar 15, 2019
RHONY Recap: Countess Mentality
Ramona Singer is a monster and watching her in action is like making cookies and getting to lick the bowl.
Mar 8, 2019
RHONY Premiere Recap: Summer In The City
Words can't describe how thrilled I am with the New York Housewives returning to Bravo.
Oct 15, 2018
Kelly Bensimon Claims She Used Carole Radziwill's Ghost Writer & Shades Bethenny Frankel
Who lets this woman leave the house?
Sep 6, 2018
RHONY Reunion Recap: Bethenny Bakes
Bethenny and Carole are still fighting and I remain on #TeamSonjasVagina who we learned is really big tonight. I sympathise with Carole...
Aug 30, 2018
RHONY Reunion Recap: Bad Handjobs
I know the Bethenny supporters haven't been happy with my recaps the last view weeks so I'll try and have a more bipartisan approach this...
Aug 23, 2018
RHONY Reunion Recap: Gang Bang
I’ve said this before and I’ll say it again: I love reunions but I hate recapping them. By this point of the season, the women have...
Aug 23, 2018
RHONY Season 10 Reunion Fashion Roundup!
Between the phenomenal set and these flawless looks, this may be my favourite reunion ever. The gold and black theme matched well with...
