RHONY Reunion Recap: Late In Life Lesbians
This last instalment of the reunion reminded me why I love the New York ladies. I think that out of all seven current cities, the New York women are the most fun to watch. The drama isn't deep and dark like in the other shows but they still manage to entertain me!
We started off with ALL the sex talk. Tinsley spilled the tea that her ex-husband sent her a letter when she talked about having anal sex with him on the show. The Mortimers are a very high society family in New York (according to Sonja) so apparently he wasn't happy, but come on, his name is Topper - it's kind of expected. They also flashed back to the time Sonja did anal with a pirate in St. Barths. SEE! In what other show can you say that about. I live for a pirate flashback. By the way, do we have clarification that the pirate did in fact butt fuck Sonja? Someone comment below!
Sonja also said she was allergic to Harry Dubin's sperm. I don't think it was allergies, I think it was chlamydia. The Singer Stinger also shared that she doesn't consider oral sex to be actual sex because she is 'catholic.' Well I'm not catholic and I don't think oral sex is actual sex, does anyone agree? Well it doesn't matter because Ramona isn't giving any, she's only receiving. Now that is quintessential Ramona! How physically draining would it be to be dating Ramona? That thought literally gives me anxiety.
Next up was the Bethenny vs Ramona feud. I expected Bethenny to literally tear Ramona to shreds but it didn't get that deep. Bethenny knows that the entire world is on her side so she could give zero fucks about fighting with Ramona. B had a comeback for everything Ramona threw at her, so Ramona 100% lost that war. If you think about it, Bethenny is maybe the only Housewife in history to come out of every single feud she has had, the undisputed winner. Remember the Jill Zarin days? In some twisted way, I think Ramona believes her own lies. Maybe if you've been on The Ramona Coaster for 50+ years then everything you say becomes the truth. Bethenny may be the star of the show but Ramona is the ultimate OG, neither of these ladies are going anywhere for season 10! Their beef isn't that serious and as long as Ramona doesn't try to crawl up Bethenny's ass, I think they will be good.
Andy then moved on over to the Sonja vs Tinsley feud. I think while Tinsley desperately needed to reach for a storyline, Sonja was just plain rude to her. I really don't think it was that intense. By the way, am I in the minority to think that Sonja didn't give the story to Page Six. I think that Sonja was complaining to her friends and one of them was thirsty enough to sell the story or she sent one of her interns over to The Post to sell the story. We see you Conner! I want Tinsley back, but not crying, sensitive Tinsley. I want zero fucks, party all the time Tinsley, I mean this is New York not Beverly Hills. If we do see Tinsley next season I doubt Sonja will let the beef go! I mean she is STILL talking about the Berkshires and Tom!
We finally got to the MEXICO PORTION of the season. Oh my fucking god. This was everything. I loved seeing all the women roll around laughing at the clips. In what other franchise can you see this? Definitely not Beverly Hills. With the exception of Atlanta, these girls are probably the funniest housewives! They talked about Luann's fall, but am I the only one not into it? I mean it was funny but we didn't even get to see her actually fall in. My favourite part of the trip and maybe the season was seeing Sonja naked. There is something about seeing Sonja running around with her bush hanging out that makes me happy, she was just so care free. The ladies also talked about Sonja's lesbian drunk side and I have a request for season 10. I want Lu to move back into the Townhouse and become late in life lesbians with Sonja. I know Heather McDonald will back me on this! That is my one true wish in life!
Was it just me or was Dorinda MIA for this whole reunion? I needed my Dorinda fix! Also, I think it is safe to say that the NYC ladies are Andy's favourites, I mean he's not even trying to hide it at this point. For season 10 I want the exact same cast just + Jill Zarin. We need an epic comeback for season 10 and I think Jill can do it! Andy ended this reunion the only way how: with the ladies rose/thorn and a tequila shot! I'm gonna miss the New York ladies but I have Dallas to keep me warm while I wait for an epic season of New Jersey to premiere!
Let me know your thoughts on this season of RHONY? Also let me know if Sonja did do anal with the pirate? Sound off below! Luann de Lessep's one on one with Andy Cohen airs next Wednesday at 11/10c on Bravo. Stay tuned at Good Tea for exclusive tea on the big apple ladies!