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KUWTK Recap: Legacy

The Kardashians have officially run out of storylines. The show has been renewed for 5 more years but I have no idea how they can keep going because this episode was a reminder of how stale and boring the show has become, which is hard for me to say because I love a good episode of KUWTK, but I haven't seen one in a while.

For some odd reason Scott decided to crawl up Kris Jenner's perfectly bleached ass and obsess over her long life. As a result he decided to film a legacy video and interview her about her entire life. I was thinking "who would want a video of them just talking about themselves" but then I realised we were talking about Kris Jenner and that would be exactly what she would want. He kept saying he was shocked to find out about her upbringing but even I knew more about it from reading biographies about the family. Just read a book Scott, or read HER book. Either he's acting or he genuinely doesn't know about her past, and I don't know which is worse.

After the taping of the video Kim and Khloe came over to watch it and were gagging over the tape. Kris told the story (which I also knew from reading about the family) of when she was 17 and cheating on her boyfriend with Robert Kardashian and when her boyfriend caught them. HA! Kris has been a player since day fucking one. Khloe called her mom out for being a whore but Kris said in her nice, calm voice that she never wanted to hurt anyone and Khloe replied with "Yeah you just wanted some dick while Cesar was out of town." HA! That took me all the way out, leave it to Khloe to talk about her mom getting dicked out.

While Scott was busy working on the video, Kendall went to the hospital because she thought she was getting sick. Then the model had to fly to Milan with Kris because she could get anxiety but then she was totally fine. That was it. That was her storyline for this episode. Is that what it's come to? I don't even know what I'm watching anymore.

The final part of this episode was Khloe and Malika's feud. I love these two together but I don't think that Khloe is as invested in the relationship as Malika is. The BFF is sad that her and Khloe don't see each other as much since she's moved to Cleveland but Khloe doesn't seem to care much however when Malika was getting dick from Ronnie from Jersey Shore, Khloe was upset that they were spending less time together. I've gotta say, I'm #TeamMalika on this one. Also is Khloe better friends with Malika than she is with Khadijah or is Malika just more needy because I don't think that Khloe has ever had a problem with Khadijah.

Somehow the resolution for their beef wasn't to spend for time together, it was to find Malika a man. She recently got iced out by a guy who had dipped and done it with her in the Bahamas but then ghosted her ass, poor Malika. Khloe tried to enlist the help of a match maker to try and set Malika up with her next African prince but I don't think it's gonna happen. I still have a sneaky suspicion that Malika still has a crush on Khloe after their drunk Hamptons make out.

Keeping Up With The Kardashians airs Sunday at 9/8c on E! Stay tuned at Good Tea for our shady recaps and exclusive tea on the first family of reality TV.

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