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RHONY Season 10 Reunion Fashion Roundup!

Between the phenomenal set and these flawless looks, this may be my favourite reunion ever. The gold and black theme matched well with the beautiful rose wall background and all the ladies followed the same obvious colour scheme which makes for an aesthetically appealing reunion while they all look beautiful in their own different ways. I'm impressed, this is how you dress for a reunion, take notes Potomac. Obviously not all these looks can be winners (which is where my shady expertise comes in handy) but for the most part, these ladies turned out in their glitzy attire for their tenth reunion, it's just a shame Lu had to miss out! Check out our ranking of the reunion looks below:

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6. Carole Radziwill

My Tyler Henry psychic abilities must be acting up again because I just knew Carole was going to wear something ugly, however, her hair and makeup look great so I'm assuming she fired whoever was making her look eighty-five. I'm not sure how I feel about this art deco dress. I'd prefer it if the wannabe Carrie Bradshaw had worn something with a little bit more life because all the lines and sparkles are giving me a headache and it does nothing for her figure. Carole may look like she has the body of a nine-year-old boy but she does have a cute little figure so I would've liked to see her show a tiny bit of skin and not dress like a nun at a disco.

5. Dorinda Medley

I love Dorinda, just not this look. The resident slurrer's short signature haircut matches her personality and frames her face so I'm disappointed she opted for extensions because the long hair ages her a tad. I'm all for a Ramona New Beginnings but that doesn't mean Dorinda needs to buy fake hair. The dress itself isn't bad, it's just boring and once again doesn't do anything for her body, she looks like a potato sack that a Persian decked out with gold chains and tried to turn into curtains. I appreciate what Dorinda tried to do but she needs to burn that weave and clip her dress from the behind so that we can see her Upper East Side curves.

4. Tinsley Mortimer

Tinsley's overall voice and personality may be annoying as fuck but if she knows how to do one thing it's put an outfit together. If I had to use one word to describe Mugshot Mortimer it would be: cute. Although she's in her 40's and cries about her frozen eggs there's something so youthful, immature and ditzy about Tinsley which makes her seem twenty years apart from the rest of the girls, however, her straight business chic hair, does make her seem a little more grown-up. This black number is fine, I like the poofy skirt and the sparkles scattered throughout match the overall theme but like Tinsley herself, it isn't life-changing, it's just cute. I don't even have anything snarky to say which is worse than saying nothing at all.

3. Ramona Singer

Ramona is the longest serving cast member and this is her tenth reunion so by this point, looking flawless while fighting with women is like brushing her teeth or getting botox. Her Benjamin Button-New-Beginning Syndrome is still in effect because she has seriously never looked better. Her short hair has finally grown on me and this gold dress isn’t too exciting or over the top but it sucks her body in just the right places and shows enough skin but is still classy enough for the occasion. She looks like an ornament ready to be hung on a Housewives Christmas tree and while she may not be wearing her trademark Ramona Blue, she still manages to look effortlessly beautiful.

2. Sonja Morgan

Sonja and her sexy J literally look like the straw that stirs the drink in this Flintstone inspired look. She followed typical Morgan protocol with an updo and a short coochie mini dress which may or may not require a snatch guard, depending on if she’s going commando or not. I love everything about this look: the 1960s Hollywood secretary come to fuck me hair, the short dress with gold leaf embellishments, the gladiator heels and the perfect amount of jewellery, I couldn’t fault this look even if I was Joan Rivers. This look is the perfect representation of Sonja and her townhouse titties: classy and elegant with an uptown vibe but also a little slutty and down to fuck anyone willing and able. Get it, Sonja, in every sense of those words!

​1. Bethenny Frankel

Bethenny may have acted like a horrible hypocritical human being this season but I’ve got to give credit where credit is due, she knows how to deliver a look when necessary. Once the Queen Bee of the New York empire, Bethenny has officially fallen onto the same level field as the other women but this Game Of Thrones inspired look tells me, mentally she still thinks she’s the HBIC. There’s something so graceful, peaceful and subtle about this look with the politely tied back hair, the fluffy dress and the stars which look like they were cut by Bryn in art class. It fits the theme and if she didn’t open her mouth she’d look like the perfect angle to top the Housewives Christmas tree which Ramona also looks like she needs to be hanging on.

The Real Housewives of New York City airs Wednesday at 8/7c on Bravo! Stay tuned at Good Tea for our exclusive tea and shady recaps on the Big Apple ladies.

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