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RHONY Season 11 Taglines Revealed!

For anyone doubting New York is the best franchise, even their taglines kick the other cities asses. While the show doesn't return for another three weeks, Bravo delivered us their taglines early and they are fucking hilarious. The ladies are giving me major season six "zero fucks" vibes and I literally screamed at more than one of these gems. LOVE LIVE NEW YORK! Oh and I love the red theme.

Let's break these taglines down below!

Luann de Lesseps: "I plead guilty to being fabulous."

I love the self glorification of Luann and this tagline showcases that at it's finest. Lu is at her best when her inner drag queen emerges and this is just another example of that, plus who doesn't love a Palm Beach inspired joke?

Ramona Singer: "The only thing I'll settle for is more."

Thanks for letting us know Ramona. More what? Sex? Booze? Money? Camera time? I feel like she needs to be more specific, however, this is very Taylor Armstrong of the Singer Stinger

Sonja Morgan: "People call me over-the-top, but lately I prefer being a bottom."

I'M LITERALLY SCREAMING. Sonja just won the prize for number one tagline ever because nothing will ever be able to top this. Pun definitely intended. Sonja Morgan is a fucking national treasure and I am more than here for it. Would it even be the New York Housewives without Sonja using her tagline to talk about sex?

Tinsley Mortimer: "Game, set, now I need a match."

Okay? What the fuck does this even mean? This tagline is as boring as Tinsley's personality and I didn't think it could get worse than that room service tagline, but she's proved me wrong.

Bethenny Frankel: "When life gives me limes, I make margaritas."

Can we go one year without Bethenny plugging one of her companies in her tagline? She should just tattoo Skinnygirl to her forehead at this point to save her mouth from moving.

Dorinda Medley: "If you've got a problem with me, it's your problem”

So I guess alcohol has a problem with Dorinda, not the other way around? Mmm.

Who's tagline is your favourite? Check out the video above and judge for yourself! Sound off in the comments!

The Real Housewives of New York City premieres March 6th at 9/10c on Bravo! Stay tuned at Good Tea for our shady recaps and exclusive tea on the big apple ladies.