Lenny Hochstein Blindsided Lisa With Divorce Announcement In The Most Embarrassing Way Possible


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One thing is for sure: Miami is going to be GOOD next season!


Last week we reported on Lisa Hochstein fighting with her husband Lenny and his new girlfriend at a club and now it looks like they're officially getting a divorce. According to Page Six, the "Boob God" of Miami called them directly to announce he is divorcing his wife even though he hasn't officially filed yet.


Although only a week ago he denied they were separating to the same outlet, he said they've been separated for a while and claims he only started dating his new girlfriend, Katharina Mazepa, after he split with Lisa. Lenny told the outlet:


“Lisa and I are getting divorced. A few weeks ago, I denied this because because I am trying my best to protect my family during this process. This is a very difficult time, and I would ask for some privacy so that we can best take care of our children who mean the world to us.... I tried my best to avoid it for the sake of our children, who we love deeply. We have been living separate lives for months and made the decision to divorce last month. It was after the decision was made that I started seeing Katharina. This is something that Lisa was well aware of before it happened. Our issues have nothing to do with the filming of the show.”


If you had already made the decision to get divorced and you're already dating someone new, why totally deny it LAST WEEK unless you've got something to hide? The night before this announcement, Lenny went VIRAL on TikTok after a fan filmed him out on the town with the new girlfriend, which no doubt fuelled his decision to go public with the divorce.


Page Six, who seems to have ALL the scoop on this situation heard from a spy on the scene that Lenny looked like he was on a double date with this girl and another couple. If you recently separated from your wife and you're already double dating with your new girlfriend and confirming your divorce through the press: you're an asshole.


As for Lisa, she's allegedly blindsided by the whole thing. Although she assumed a divorce was coming considering the fact her husband has a new girlfriend, she claims Lenny hadn't talked to her about which means she found out through this article. Can you think of anything worse than finding out your husband of 12 years is divorcing you through PAGE SIX?! A spokesperson for Lisa told the outlet:


“With two young children involved, as a mom I’m going to focus all of my energy and time on them. I’m blindsided by his behavior and reckless handling of the situation.”


A friend of Lisa (AKA Lisa) also spilled some tea to the outlet about this toxic situation and said she's disgusted by how he's handling the breakup and is grossed out that he would do this to their children. The "friend" explained:


“She [Lisa] isn’t directly aware of any divorce talk but can assume the direction it’s going since he hasn’t been hiding anything. She hasn’t been served any papers and hasn’t been aware that that’s the case and is just focusing on her children.... She’s devastated and disgusted that he would do this to his children. The way he’s out flaunting it is gross. She’s just shocked that in a heartbeat he would just abandon his family.”


This is what we call a cunt's act because only a cunt would act like this. Lenny has officially entered the asshole husband club. Yes, everyone with a Peacock subscription knew they were having issues last season and it was obvious a divorce was probably going to happen eventually.


But to flaunt your new bimbo around and not give a single fuck about how the mother of your children feels about it is complete bullshit. Is this what happens in your 50s? You have a mid life crisis, do one line too many of your side piece's fake tits and start acting like a complete fuckwit?


On the plus side, at least Lisa will have something interesting to talk about on the new season of The Real Housewives of Miami which is currently in production. By the end of last season Lisa was barely hanging onto her mojito but like everything in the toxic world of reality television, your worst problems make for the best storylines.


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