The RHOSLC Extended Trailer Is Here And It Is EVERYTHING
Words can’t describe how excited I am for this franchise to begin!
A few weeks ago Bravo finally dropped a sneak peek of the latest addition to the Real Housewives franchise, The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, and now they’ve given us an extended trailer of the show’s debut season for us to sink our teeth into.
Obviously, the beginning of the trailer is all about everyone being Mormon, but it is Salt Lake City so what the fuck did we expect? The religion of Mormonism is literally the seventh Housewife of this show and I can’t wait to dive right into the mysterious religion because our only Bravo representation of a Mormon is Shane Simpson and that little bitch fucking sucks.
Apart from all the religion talk, this show looks like it is FILLED with drama and thank fuck because all the other cities are slowly dying out. I know it’s a little premature to start stanning these women but I am #TeamJenShah all the fucking way. She’s not only the franchise’s first Polynesian Housewife but she also seems like a crazy bitch who runs around in designer clothes and throws drinks, so basically, she’s the perfect Housewife.
It may only be the show’s first season but just from this three-minute trailer alone, the women are already fighting about racism, spreading cheating rumors, threatening to drown each other in lakes and even shading Mary Cosby over fucking her grandfather. Technically it’s her “step” grandpa, but it’s still gross. Do you really wanna share a penis with your grandma?
Every single one of these ladies seem to be yelling about something in the trailer and it literally makes me wet. Get ready because these Utah bitches mean business! I'm not the biggest fan of the women holding Dallas style CGI snowflakes in their opening sequence, but that's the least of my worries.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City premieres November 11th at 10/9c on Bravo!
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