RHOA Recap: Shade Party
Everyone who's complaining about this season being boring can go fuck themselves because this episode was incredible.
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RHOBH Premiere Recap: Dorit Drama
Beverly Hills is finally back and I couldn't be happier. If you asked me a few years ago about RHOBH premiering I would have rolled my...
RHOA Recap: Drop It Like Drew
Ralph Pittman Jr. is the fucking worst. Well, not the worst because there's a long list of House Husbands past and present who suck more...
RHOA Premiere Recap: Back To Basics
In recent years Bravo’s casting department have made more mistakes than Lindsay Lohan but they finally got it right.
The Kardashians Premiere Recap: Sex Tape 2.0
The first episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians infamously revolved around Kim's sex tape and now 15 years later their new reality show
RHOC Premiere Recap: Raise Your Champs
After five long years of bad cast shakeups, boring newbies and a shit tonne of fake designer clothes, Heather “Fancy Pants” Dubrow is...
Southern Charm Recap: Shut The Fuck Up
I just wanted everyone to shut the fuck up so I could make some bacon, put on an eye mask, and watch a vintage Vanderpump Rules marathon.
RHOSLC Recap: Golf Rage
Jen Shah may be doing the most for the Bravo cameras, but at least she's giving us the craziness all Bravoholics are addicted to.
RHOC Recap: CultVid-19
Elizabeth Vargas revealing she was raised in a cult is literally the serve of the century.
RHOD Premiere Recap: COVID Controversy
The thought of looking into a gobbler vagina is scarier than the thought of seeing Mama Dee without her wig.
RHOA Recap: Fourth Wall Down
Everybody welcome back to Good Tea's first recap of 2021 and the first piece of writing I've published in about three months.
RHOC Premiere Recap: Desperate Housewives
Brown Wind is the future of the OC and if you can't see that, you're more narrow minded than Kelly Dodd.
Below Deck Med Finale Recap: Elevator Fart
This season is finally over and I'm more relieved than a girl who gets her period after a false alarm.
RHOP Recap: Homecoming Queen
Karen may be the self-appointed Grand Dame of Potomac but it turns out she's also the Queen of Surrey, Virginia.
Shade of the Week: Don't Be Tardy
Who would've thought that Kim Zolciak's family would've had a spinoff that spawned eight seasons?