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I just wanted everyone to shut the fuck up so I could make some bacon, put on an eye mask, and watch a vintage Vanderpump Rules marathon.

Jen Shah may be doing the most for the Bravo cameras, but at least she's giving us the craziness all Bravoholics are addicted to.

Elizabeth Vargas revealing she was raised in a cult is literally the serve of the century.

The thought of looking into a gobbler vagina is scarier than the thought of seeing Mama Dee without her wig.

Everybody welcome back to Good Tea's first recap of 2021 and the first piece of writing I've published in about three months.

Brown Wind is the future of the OC and if you can't see that, you're more narrow minded than Kelly Dodd.

This season is finally over and I'm more relieved than a girl who gets her period after a false alarm.

Karen may be the self-appointed Grand Dame of Potomac but it turns out she's also the Queen of Surrey, Virginia.

Who would've thought that Kim Zolciak's family would've had a spinoff that spawned eight seasons?

Another episode of Below Deck Med means another episode of Jess and her uncontrollable insecurity running rampant aboard The Wellington.

Although it instantly became an iconic moment in Housewives History, I'm already sick of talking about this physical fight.

Every week I feel like I write the same recap of this show.

The moment we’ve all been waiting for finally arrived and it did not disappoint.

This wasn't the most exciting episode of television I've ever watched, but it still had enough for me to talk shit about.

The Potomac editors really are doing the lord's work.