RHOA Recap: Shade PartyEveryone who's complaining about this season being boring can go fuck themselves because this episode was incredible.
RHOBH Premiere Recap: Dorit DramaBeverly Hills is finally back and I couldn't be happier. If you asked me a few years ago about RHOBH premiering I would have rolled my...
RHOA Recap: Drop It Like DrewRalph Pittman Jr. is the fucking worst. Well, not the worst because there's a long list of House Husbands past and present who suck more...
RHOA Premiere Recap: Back To BasicsIn recent years Bravo’s casting department have made more mistakes than Lindsay Lohan but they finally got it right.
The Kardashians Premiere Recap: Sex Tape 2.0The first episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians infamously revolved around Kim's sex tape and now 15 years later their new reality show
RHOC Premiere Recap: Raise Your ChampsAfter five long years of bad cast shakeups, boring newbies and a shit tonne of fake designer clothes, Heather “Fancy Pants” Dubrow is...
Southern Charm Recap: Shut The Fuck UpI just wanted everyone to shut the fuck up so I could make some bacon, put on an eye mask, and watch a vintage Vanderpump Rules marathon.
RHOSLC Recap: Golf RageJen Shah may be doing the most for the Bravo cameras, but at least she's giving us the craziness all Bravoholics are addicted to.
RHOC Recap: CultVid-19Elizabeth Vargas revealing she was raised in a cult is literally the serve of the century.
RHOD Premiere Recap: COVID ControversyThe thought of looking into a gobbler vagina is scarier than the thought of seeing Mama Dee without her wig.
RHOA Recap: Fourth Wall DownEverybody welcome back to Good Tea's first recap of 2021 and the first piece of writing I've published in about three months.
RHOC Premiere Recap: Desperate HousewivesBrown Wind is the future of the OC and if you can't see that, you're more narrow minded than Kelly Dodd.
Below Deck Med Finale Recap: Elevator FartThis season is finally over and I'm more relieved than a girl who gets her period after a false alarm.
RHOP Recap: Homecoming QueenKaren may be the self-appointed Grand Dame of Potomac but it turns out she's also the Queen of Surrey, Virginia.
Shade of the Week: Don't Be TardyWho would've thought that Kim Zolciak's family would've had a spinoff that spawned eight seasons?