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RHOD Recap: Fake As Fuck

I think it is safe to say that Dallas is way more entertaining than OC this season, I just hope that the ratings would reflect that because this season is amazing!

We started off with Stephanie planning a Halloween party. She said that because Travis spent millions on a house, she would spent thousands on the party. Mmm, is this a Joe and Teresa situation? I do not think this is a healthy marriage. I like Stephanie but she needs to work on her relationship with Travis pronto. Another marriage that needs work is Kameron and her husband. Damn, I can't even remember his name! Everytime she speaks he looks like he wants to die and what's up with him shutting down the pink dog food idea? I am getting serious Michael Wainstein vibes from this little man!

D'Andra was also dealing with the drama of having step children. I have SO much love for this newbie and I died when her stepson was low-key rude to her. By the way, that closet puts Lisa Vanderpump to shame. My jaw DROPPED when I saw that room. Damn. I have no words. I also love her husband. Basically, I want D'Andra's life!

We finally got to see Brandi and Stephanie sit down to talk about their issues. Finally. I feel like this whole situation was just miscommunication. The two besties talked out their issues and I was still #TeamBrandi. I know she should of answered one of Steph's calls but she was hurt. Their beef was also more than just a blog post. We all know that Stephanie was doing some shady stuff behind the scenes that triggered Brandi off. They both cried together and Brandi got snort in Steph's hair. Aw if this isn't a true trademark of their friendship I don't know what is. It was so good to see them go back to normal after such a big split.

The most eye opening thing in this whole episode was hearing about Brandi's miscarriage. My jaw dropped all the way to the ground. I was beyond shocked. I just felt so bad that she had to go through such a tragic experience. Maybe that had something to do with why she wasn't ready to talk to Stephanie. All I can say is that I was heartbroken for Brandi and her family.

Cary was also in this episode, I think? Her and Mark were fighting about work and their baby or something? I feel like this is such a constant storyline in the Housewives universe: that it is hard to balance kids and work. I understand but I feel like I am just watching an old video from another city on repeat. Next!

Hands down my favourite part of the episode was seeing LeeAnne with her therapist. She explained her "Two Faced Stephanie" idea and the therapist tried to shut it down but LeeAnne just kept going. Seeing the imitations of Steph's two sides gave my life and I had to watch it twice, I couldn't resist. I think that LeeAnne wanted to stir the pot at the party and no one was gonna convince her not to wear the bitchy costume. I understand it though, some girl smiles in your face but then is talking trash when your turn your back. Of course you want to bite back, or is that just me? HA!

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All the ladies arrived at Stephanie's party. Cary was a lion, Brandi was Mrs Skeleton, Kameron was a princess and D'Andra was Monica Lewinsky, YES! This was my my favourite costume, maybe out of any housewives theme party ever. I mean talk about Bad Romance! After all the girls walked in and played nice, LeeAnne and OG housewife Tiffany rocked up to slay! LeeAnne didn't waste one minute to tell the party that she was "Two Faced Stephanie." Somehow it got back to Travis and he tattled to Stephanie. Travis wanted to kick LeeAnne out but Stephanie "didn't want to give her a reaction." Really bitch? You are on The Real Housewives. Your job is to give a reaction. I kind of feel bad for LeeAnne. She comes to play ball and no one will play with her. We could of witnessed an epic fight but Stephanie doesn't have the balls to say what she feels.

Also did you guys catch D'Andra's comments about the girls seeking drama? Um duh. I mean this is the Real Housewives after all! LeeAnne took Brandi outside to talk about their friendship now that Stephanie was back in the picture. I have really enjoyed these two together and I don't want to see LeeAnne all by herself again. Let's hope that Brandi genuinely wanted to be friends with LeeAnne and she wasn't just a rebound!

The Real Housewives of Dallas airs Mondays at 10/9c on Bravo. Stay tuned at Good Tea for our shady recaps and exclusive tea on the these Texan women!

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