- Feb 12
Vanderpump Rules Premiere Recap: The Breakup Bunch
After a miserable 12 years together, Katie finally decided to pull the plug on her black hole of a marriage.
- Feb 11
RHONJ Premiere Recap: Raw As A Cucumber
Jersey is back and while it hasn't been my favourite franchise in recent years, this season shows promise. The show's main storyline is...
- May 17, 2022
RHOA Recap: Shade Party
Everyone who's complaining about this season being boring can go fuck themselves because this episode was incredible.
- May 13, 2022
RHOBH Premiere Recap: Dorit Drama
Beverly Hills is finally back and I couldn't be happier. If you asked me a few years ago about RHOBH premiering I would have rolled my...
- May 10, 2022
RHOA Recap: Drop It Like Drew
Ralph Pittman Jr. is the fucking worst. Well, not the worst because there's a long list of House Husbands past and present who suck more...
- May 4, 2022
RHOA Premiere Recap: Back To Basics
In recent years Bravo’s casting department have made more mistakes than Lindsay Lohan but they finally got it right.
- Apr 16, 2022
The Kardashians Premiere Recap: Sex Tape 2.0
The first episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians infamously revolved around Kim's sex tape and now 15 years later their new reality show
- Dec 3, 2021
RHOC Premiere Recap: Raise Your Champs
After five long years of bad cast shakeups, boring newbies and a shit tonne of fake designer clothes, Heather “Fancy Pants” Dubrow is...
- Jan 9, 2021
Southern Charm Recap: Shut The Fuck Up
I just wanted everyone to shut the fuck up so I could make some bacon, put on an eye mask, and watch a vintage Vanderpump Rules marathon.
- Jan 8, 2021
RHOSLC Recap: Golf Rage
Jen Shah may be doing the most for the Bravo cameras, but at least she's giving us the craziness all Bravoholics are addicted to.
- Jan 8, 2021
RHOC Recap: CultVid-19
Elizabeth Vargas revealing she was raised in a cult is literally the serve of the century.
- Jan 7, 2021
RHOD Premiere Recap: COVID Controversy
The thought of looking into a gobbler vagina is scarier than the thought of seeing Mama Dee without her wig.
- Jan 5, 2021
RHOA Recap: Fourth Wall Down
Everybody welcome back to Good Tea's first recap of 2021 and the first piece of writing I've published in about three months.
- Oct 16, 2020
RHOC Premiere Recap: Desperate Housewives
Brown Wind is the future of the OC and if you can't see that, you're more narrow minded than Kelly Dodd.
- Oct 14, 2020
Below Deck Med Finale Recap: Elevator Fart
This season is finally over and I'm more relieved than a girl who gets her period after a false alarm.
