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Every Housewives franchise has its strengths: Orange County’s is telephone.

I've literally seen elementary school plays more elaborate than this "proposal."

NeNe may be the OG of this franchise, but Kenya is definitely the queen and this show does not work without her.

Honestly, fuck you, Gina.

How did Bravo manage to produce a tell-all special about two morons who can't even complete a sentence?

Am I the only person in the world who doesn't put my deceased pets in the freezer?

Kathy was waiting in the wings for her Housewives audition

Never trust a woman named after liquor.

Braunwyn runs around like she just swallowed a bottle of Adderall while daydreaming about vagina.

Seeing a drunk person struggling to consume air is more confronting than an unsolicited dick pic.

Alexis coming back was like sex with an ex.

Kevin's role on the show aside from showcasing his Prince William bald spot is obviously to fuck with Kate

I've said it in every OC recap I've ever written and I'll say it again: Vicki Gunvalson is the fucking worst.

The majority of the finale episode was spent with Captain Sandy criticizing Hannah's tablescapes. Yup, you read that right.

This was one of the greatest seasons in Housewives history and while this reunion delivered on all cylinders, I still wish Katie and her...