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RHOA Recap: The Elephant Room

This week started off with Porsha talking about her new movie role which must be very easy for her because we all know she’s amazing at acting, I mean, those season nine reunion tears were not real honey. Porsha thinks that her role in Sharknado and the play that Kandi gave her a part in is sufficient preparation for this movie. Proceed with caution Miss Williams.

Kim, Sheree at NeNe were meant to catch up for a nostalgic OG dinner but Mrs Leakes took a pass from playing with Wig and the Bone Carrier because of the elephants she felt that she had with both of them. Kim Zolciak is reclaiming her title as the messiest of the group and it didn't take her long to talk shit about each member of the show. Wig blamed Kenya for their brawl, even though she was the one instigating a fight that night. Kim also claimed that Kandi wanted to take a taste of her box and took a shot at her threesomes with Todd. Ugh. Wasn't this last season's news? Plus, Kim stopped being friends with Kandi around the time that she started dating Todd, so how would Kim know about their sex life, unless a producer fed her that little tidbit. Like Kandi's tagline says, don't mess with the boss because you might get fired Wig!

The monkey in a wig also started talking shit about NeNe's money by saying that she has a Rent-A-Royce (how long was she sitting on that zinger) and showed Sheree the video of Brielle playing with bugs at NeNe's white party. This is definitely foreshadowing for their MESSY Instagram feud that is yet to come. Why doesn't she worry about her 65 children instead of talking about grown people's business that has NOTHING to do with her. I am definitely #TeamEveryoneElse when it comes to Kim and her 30 wigs! Also, how did she shit talk so many people in such little time? Now that should be a new record!

50 Cynt also saw her new boo Will who is travelling to Brazil, where Kenya reminded him that there's legal prostitution, thanks for that Mrs Daly! I definitely think that Will is her TV boyfriend and nothing more, something SCREAMS opportunist to me! Over at the Chateau, Sheree and her son cooked burgers while she spoke to her prison boo on the phone who's "innocent." Oh please, everybody's innocent when their locked up on cell block 9. The platinum blonde wig sitting on top of Sheree's head is realer than the notion that Tyronne is innocent. Her son Cairo mumbled in the kitchen and I barely understood a word of it. Why is that family full of quiet talkers and mumblers?

After a few boring scenes it was time for NeNe's shady medium session. Mbale was the energy reader and she was shady as fuck! Maybe they should offer her a peach on this show because she would fit in just fine. As soon as the ladies arrived Mblae confiscated their phones and gave them a resting bitch face, okay Mblae! At this point there are definitely two teams forming: Wig, Bone Carrier & Freak on one team, with everyone else on the other. Kim rocked up to the reading session with a solo cup in one hand and an attitude in the other. Mblae tried to take her phone away and Wig said no because she has six kids. Umm doesn't she have a husband and a house full of staff to take care of them?

NeNe introduced everyone to The Elephant Room and the lights started to flicker which was supposed to be scary but was probably just a shady producer playing with the electrical cords in the back. The session started with Mblae giving Sheree and Kandi really vague advice which is what all the mediums on these shows do. Then she read 50 Cynt and said that the girls are right about her opportunist boyfriend Will. Damn, even the damn psychic is jumping on that train. Kim tried to step in and tell Cynthia not to take notice of the shady medium but she got SHUT DOWN when Mblae clapped back, calling her Dixie Cup. THAT. IS. A. READ.

Kim got offended because she too is from the other side. What the fuck? I honestly think that Kim gets mad whenever the attention isn't on her and she didn't like that this girl was controlling the room and telling her what to do. Mblae then moved on to Kenya and spilled the tea that she won't be with this group any longer. Maybe Kim Z's tweets about Mrs Daly losing her peach are correct? Wig was in the corner whispering when Kenya got fired up and yelled at Kim who sat their quiet because she didn't want to give her a reaction again. Wasn't it Kim would started the fight last time? God she is annoying me this episode!

For some odd reason Wig and Go Naked were holding hands through the reading which was just strange and the two sexuality experimental girls wouldn't move when the medium asked them to. Are they the cool kids now? Kim went through a lesbian phase with that DJ and we know Porsha likes to dip it and do it with the female species so maybe they will hook up. Mblae asked Kim if she could wash her and clean the situation but Wig rejected the bath and Mblae walked off the set. Damn, Wig is even fighting with the staff now! That medium looked like she's seen a lot but not even she could handle that blonde parasite.

After the walk off, Kandi took over as the mediator and nothing was resolved. Porsha is still feuding with NeNe & Kandi, Sheree is mad at NeNe for shading her boyfriend and brought up her mugshot. Wow bone carrier, you've got balls. Kim and Kenya are still fighting over nothing and when 50 Cynt tried to step in to fix the problem, Wig told her to stop talking and just look pretty. Does this white girl want everyone on this show to hate her? Kenya even tried to bring up Brielle shading her on social media and Kim just started singing Amazing Grace. I guess that's how she's working now. The session was finally over and the girls left with more problems than they started with.

The two OG and queens of the show, NeNe & Kim, stayed back and Wig basically accused NeNe of doing drug (who is she Lisa Rinna?) but claimed that Brielle loves her is obsessed with her. Obviously she's obsessed, why else would she be filming bugs in her bathroom? NeNe ended the conversation by saying that they have a very surface level relationship which is the perfect description because they obviously don't like each other after all their years of feuding. Kim is definitely working over time to earn peach back by being the messiest in all of the ATL.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta airs Sunday at 8/7c on Bravo! Stay tuned at Good Tea for our shady recaps and exclusive tea on our favourite Georgia peaches.

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