Vanderpump Rules Season 7 Trailer Is Here And It's Fucking Insane
I'm already obsessed!
Vanderpump Rules is easily one of the best (if not THE best) shows on Bravo and I can't tell you how happy I am that it's finally coming back to our screens. It's like my meth, but it's totally legal and the only side effects will be wanting to throw the remote at Jax Taylor and getting life from these guys drunk antics.
The entire gang are back and it's a fucking mess - which means it will be a good season. Jax proposed to Brittany, which will probably be the main storyline of the entire season, The Toms are still opening TomTom, Stassi dick punched her boyfriend, Ariana and Sandoval are fighting about her dating chicks and LVP actually managed to show up to film this show.
There seems to be MAJOR fights between every couple this season aside from Jax and Brittany, which is more surprising than a Kristen Doute drink in the face since he cheated and gaslighted her for an entire season. But I guess their moving on to secure their reality TV careers...
They didn't reveal this in the trailer but the group are going to Mexico (again) this year. Really Bravo? Don't get me wrong Mexico is lovely, but it's a cheap season two destination for reality shows and these SURvers deserve a lot more than a quick trip across the border! But, they did get a sexy new cast photo and it is what Lizzie McGuire's DREAMS are made of!
What else happened? Billie Lee and DJ James Kennedy's girlfriend Raquel are trying their HARDEST to get some camera time by fighting with Lala, Kristen fell over, James is most likely getting fired (again), the usual college style drinking and so much more I can't remember.
WATCH THE EPIC TRAILER BELOW!
Vanderpump Rules airs December 3rd at 9/8c on Bravo. Stay tuned at Good Tea for our shady recaps and piping hot tea on the sexiest SURvers in LA.