Vicki Gunvalson Calls Kelly Dodd A Pig; Shades Her Marriage And Friendship With Shannon Beador
Is it weird that I finally agree with the OG of the OC?
Last week, Kelly Dodd called her former friend and costar Vicki Gunvalson a pig once again on Instagram and now, of course, Vicki is clapping back with a lengthy rant to drag Kelly for everything she's worth, and I'm definitely here for it.
In an interview with Celeb Magazine, which seems to be where Vicki does all her "exclusive" shit-talking, she called Kelly a "gold-digging harlot" and said her insensitive comments about the coronavirus and the Black Lives Matter movement make her the real pig in this situation. Vicki stated:
“While I’ve addressed the gold-digging harlot known as Kelly Dodd before, it seems like she wants to rumble with the Queen, so I’m going to give her the response she is so desperately seeking. She’s calling me a pig as she knows this is something that offended me in the past and ridiculously childish, so I’m going to take ownership of the term and throw it back at her.
“Kelly Dodd is the true meaning of a pig and here’s why - she thinks she’s above the law, she mocks people dying of the coronavirus pandemic, she wore a ‘Drunk Wives Matter’ hat at a time when people are out advocating for Black Lives Matter- which, whether she agrees or not, completely mocks the movement. She hosted a bridal shower with little use of masks and no social distancing, and that’s only the beginning.”
Mmm. I wonder who wrote this for Vicki because I really doubt she cares about Kelly mocking the Black Lives Matter movement. We haven't seen Vicki post anything about the current civil rights protests on her social media and she was calling for Orange County to open up in May so she could get her hair done.
Obviously, she's going to throw her enemy's negative press back in her face, which I appreciate, but this shady rant is definitely about her hatred for Kelly more than it's about her disgust for her mocking the two biggest political and social issues of 2020.
After labeling Kelly "toxic and unpredictable" which sounds like the name of a Britney Spears perfume, Vicki went after her former friend calling her classless, saying she brought The Real Housewives of Orange County into the gutter and even threw in a Countess Luann reference, which I definitely appreciate. Vicki dragged Kelly by saying:
“I can assure you Kelly Dodd is the furthest thing from a ‘lady’ that there is. She completely brought RHOC from a show about classy women to a show about classless women. What classy women do you know who threaten to kill people on TV? What classy women do you know drop the c-word consistently in conversation, especially when being filmed on a show? There is nothing classy about her. She is someone who tried to sleep her way into a class she doesn’t belong in and still doesn’t. Like Countess Luann says in her song, ‘Money Can’t Buy You Class‘ – and all the money her Fox News new husband reels in isn’t going to help one bit.”
THIS. IS. SHADE. Who would've thought it would take the OG of the OC leaving the show for me to finally agree with her thoughts on Kelly and Shannon Beador? I don't know about you but I am living for Vicki's shady rants every time one of her former costars talks about her in the press. Even if it does look a little thirsty, at least she's serving facts.
Vicki then went on to slam Kelly's newfound friendship with Shannon and exposed the feng shui enthusiast for pretending to now be friends with Kovid Dodd after she tried to get her fired from the show and told the women not to film with her. Vicki explained:
“Let’s not forget that Shannon, who now claims they’re BFFs, advocated many times to try to get Kelly fired and for us not to film with her. Of course, Shannon will deny that now and claim they made up, but no one is a friend to Kelly Dodd. The only friend to Kelly Dodd is Kelly Dodd."
Shannon is friends with however can be an ally to her on the show and without the Tres Amigas, she had to jump back in bed with Kelly this season to keep her place on the show.
To end her rant about Kelly, Vicki predicted her new marriage to Rick Leventhal wouldn't last long (duh), called her a "danger to society" and told Kelly's new husband to call her in five years, which is obviously a reference to her predicting Meghan King and Jim Edmonds wouldn't last. Vicki declared:
“Kelly Dodd is a vile human being if you even want to call her that. Let’s see how long this marriage to her new husband lasts. It seems men get tired of her antics really quickly, and who could blame them? She is unstable, mean, and a danger both to her [cast mates] and society. Good luck, Rick. Call me in five years."
Vicki already predicted one marriage would end after five years, so let's see if she's right about this one. Kelly is trash and seeing more and more people drag her over the fact that she's a terrible human being just confirms this will be her last season on the show.
Thoughts? Sound off in the comments!