Good Tea

Normally I love Vanderpump Rules but I’m so happy I won’t see these SURvers until December.

The only thing more depressing than Katie’s overall attitude is how we are seven seasons in and these people are still sitting on barstools

I plan on enjoying our sabbatical from Pomeranians, British humour and her saggy 75-year-old tits

If Scheana making men go into witness protection is my reason for tuning in then there can’t be a lot more happening.

Check out our ranking of each cast member's contribution, not likeability, on the show this season.

Fuck British humour, if you’re a cunt, you’re a cunt and it doesn’t matter if you sound like Harry Potter or not.

For the last two weeks I took a well-needed hiatus to move for the second time in a year and celebrate Easter in the middle of butt fuck...

The SURvers all took a trip south of the border to cut out the middle man and treat their severe cocaine addictions.

TomTom is finally open and we can all take a sigh of relief.