Good

I am in such a cunty/ shit-talking mood, which is quietly frankly, the only mood to be in when writing a Housewives recap.

The Jersey Shore is America’s cesspit where fake tan, hairspray, and inflated Italian egos go to die.

I do recommend getting yourself a copy if you're interested in finding out how this egg became so cracked.

It seems like this reunion will be very different from what we're used to..

If there's one Bravolebrity I never want to be in a dark alley with, it's Beverly.

It would be more disgraceful than Ramona's people skills if I didn't give my hot takes on all the juicy gossip we missed.

Melissa Gorga not wanting her cast members to fight at her party is like going to the zoo and trying not to see a monkey.

Reality television is full of broken, evil people, however, nobody compares to Danielle Staub.

Accountability is a more foreign concept to Teresa than the English language

I love some old school receipts.

New Jersey is the home of weave pulls, glass throwing and deliciously trashy fights.

SHE WAS ENGAGED 21 TIMES!!! *throws table*

Is anyone surprised?

What the fuck.

This is fucking amazing.